AsYLuM products
cALm wAter sOluBle waX
Angry hair can be very disturbing. From split ends to moisture deficiency. If you are dried out a small amount of cALm taken daily through the ends of hair will calm the situation down.
kLAyhead NO shiNe texturiser
Stick it up, stick it out with kLAyhead, more a way of life than a product. No known alternative for addicts.
deCadEnt FibRe
Blow it set it use it. Universal body builder with added fibres. Guaranteed to increase your moral fibre.
ExtroVert sHaper
Excellent for personality disorders. Subversives, rock stars and anarchists. Great seperation and texture. Prescribed as an image creator.
InTroVert pUttY
Fine hair can be a depressing condition. InTroVert fills and bonds hair giving volume and body guaranteed to give depressed fine hair instant fulfilment. Blow dry or wash and leave with this product.
MAd cAP hArd wAx
If you have hair wax addiction you will love MAd cAP. It is the safe alternative when you need that fix only wax can give, it will shampoo out easily increasing hair styling ability.
cOnfinEd cOnditioneR
This calming and soothing conditioner will assist in stabilising your hair, used regularly at least 3 times per week will improve your condition and alleviate more invasive treatment.
dAy REleAse sHampOo
Designed for people with a high IQ, it will effectively cleanse without overloading hair. Safe to use every day. May also be used as a body shampoo. Orange and mint fragrance.
StrAiGHt jAckeT
Occasionally your hair may go off the rails and be hard to control. This product will keep you on the straight and narrow assisting in straightening you out.